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Top Readed Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 1616 |  |
| 2 | Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 1228 |  |
| 3 | He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 935 |  |
| 4 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 905 |  |
| 5 | It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes | 744 |  |
| 6 | This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 527 | |
| 7 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 449 | |
| 8 | Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon? - Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes | 449 | |
| 9 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 441 |  |
| 10 | Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes | 436 | |
| 11 | Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 405 |  |
| 12 | Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes | 396 | |
| 13 | Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes | 389 | |
| 14 | French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 384 | |
| 15 | Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 379 | |
| 16 | Greedy Kiwi - This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners | 377 | |
| 17 | Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 376 | |
| 18 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 343 | |
| 19 | What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 319 | |
| 20 | What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 315 | |
| 21 | Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 314 | |
| 22 | Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes | 305 | |
| 23 | Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes | 302 | |
| 24 | What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 284 | |
| 25 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 274 | |
Random Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | He just beetled off! - |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 29 | |
| 2 | African roulette - A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 27 | |
| 3 | Why is sex like money in the bank? - Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 65 | |
| 4 | A man had been drinking at the bar for hours... - A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes | 90 | |
| 5 | Card games - A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 72 | |
| 6 | Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes | 85 | |
| 7 | yo mama is so fat.. lost - Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes | 70 | |
| 8 | What is sicker than sick? - What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 54 | |
| 9 | New rules for bowling - |Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes | 58 | |
| 10 | Getting a new deputy - |The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 30 | |
| 11 | The man approached the very beautiful woman... - The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 26 | |
| 12 | An old man goes into the Social Security Office... - An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes | 33 | |
| 13 | Question answer 02 - |Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our n...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes | 80 | |
| 14 | Freudian Slip - Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 24 | |
| 15 | Another ethnic joke - A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich. The man a...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes | 35 | |
| 16 | HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED - HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 28 | |
| 17 | Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to... - Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 72 | |
| 18 | What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito... - What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 62 | |
| 19 | Jones is driving past the state mental hospital... - Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 32 | |
| 20 | What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and... - What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky'swardrobe?When you have a tr...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 25 | |
| 21 | a dyslexic man walks into a... - a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 56 | |
| 22 | When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room... - When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 34 | |
| 23 | Policemen in Heaven - |St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you d...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 29 | |
| 24 | Two story house - Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 24 | |
| 25 | Croaka-cola! - |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 32 | |
Top Voted Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 441 | |
| 2 | Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 379 | |
| 3 | Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 170 | |
| 4 | Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 241 | |
| 5 | Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 314 | |
| 6 | What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 284 | |
| 7 | Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 243 | |
| 8 | A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 232 | |
| 9 | Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 231 | |
| 10 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 158 | |
| 11 | What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 118 |  |
| 12 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 1616 | |
| 13 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 274 | |
| 14 | Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 228 | |
| 15 | Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 405 | |
| 16 | Reload. - A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 156 | |
| 17 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 148 | |
| 18 | What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 260 | |
| 19 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 905 | |
| 20 | A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University... - A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 211 | |
| 21 | May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 144 |  |
| 22 | Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 266 | |
| 23 | Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 1228 | |
| 24 | If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 165 | |
| 25 | A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 168 | |